The Slo-Man read this headline and called the LLBF for support. “Help me,” he cried, “How could this happen?”.
“Obviously, someone flushed it down”, said the LLBF, who is known for being practical when he’s not dreaming.
“But what possessed anyone to go through the goop to find it? What hapless handyman, what investigative individual came up with the idea to do so?” the Slo-Man exclaimed.
“Oh I see, what you mean.” said the LLBF who had been lost in a reverie. “Surely the rest of the article tells you more?”
The Slo-Man, who, generally, did not do more than glance at the headlines, saw the merit of yet another practical suggestion from the LLBF and went off to his search-engine for the story.