This page is dedicated to the bloggers we’ve found during our travels through the blogosphere.
Blogs that are well-written. Blogs that have something to say. Blogs that say it well. Blogs that entertain. Blogs that make us think. Blogs that make us scream. Blogs that make us laugh. Blogs that make us grin. Blogs that make us smile. Blogs that are Little Red – just like the Slo-Word.
IF your blog has more than 200 followers AND averages more than 10 comments per post AND averages more than 75 visitors per day AND has ever been Freshly Pressed AND won an award of any kind THEN you are not little read. Simply think to yourself, “Not I. My blog is famous and Well Read. I’m much too big for the Little Red Blog” and go away and write something. We shall come over and read it soon, but only if you deign to post your URL here or otherwise put in your comments. (We’re devilishly fiendish, eh?) OTHERWISE you’re Little Red. Add your blog URL in the comments here. Wait impatiently for a few more clicks and maybe a comment or two.
IF you’re selling religion or politics or any other form of human suffering OR your blog is so full of advertisements that finding the content requires the help of expert text-processing software OR you’re selling fake SEO techniques OR you’re a curator of other people’s blogs THEN you will be removed, deleted and blocked from ever darkening our door again.
IF your grammar is shamefully poor OR your blogs can’t be read because of the background OR your thinking processes are muddled OR you are incapable of stringing a thought from start to logical end THEN there’s nothing we can do, but go “tut, tut” and hope that you see the error of your ways and improve yourself.
The final decision on what stays or goes out rests with a tribunal headed by The Peeved Punjabi with the The Slo-Man and The Last Word as members. In matters relating to cricket, LeggieLefty may be consulted. You may or may not be given a warning or notification. Rules may change at any time depending on the whim of the tribunal.
Enjoy! Use! Hopefully, we will all get some some more readers / commenters soon.
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