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You already know that I was born. "Well, duh!", you say, "how else would you be writing this rubbish?" Yes, your head is screwed on right and all those wires and things are mostly connected right. However, the mere fact that you're still continuing to read this means that all is not well. I mean, come on, would any right thinking person actually read this? They would? You insist you're completely sane and normal? Well, you'd say…